soccer
Soccer. Not to be mistaken with football or any other random ball sports. A gentleman's sport full of goals dips dives cries and whistles. If you dream to bend it like Beckham, then get a laugh at these hilarious soccer jokes and puns.
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Mom forbids 18-year-old from continuing birthday restaurant tradition because of stepdad and stepsibling's allergies, he books the restaurant for him and his sister anyway: 'I told her I didn't need them there'
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Parents demand nanny begin no-diaper potty training with 18-month-old who spends 10 hours a day in her home: 'They're adamant it'll take 3 days'
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Dad discourages Mom from taking 2 business trips because he'll have to take care of their 6-month-old baby 3-4 times a night: 'He feels it’s unfair to leave him responsible for overnight care while I’m gone.'
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26-year-old birthday girl arrives 80 minutes late to her own dinner, chews out friend for saying she couldn't stay: 'I was irritated because I had skipped lunch'
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Homeowners park on their driveway to block entitled neighbors from parking on their property: 'We shouldn’t have to ask them 3 times in a month not to park at our house.'
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