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The US sits in group G (which stands for GODDAMMIT) along with Germany, Ghana and Portugal. Already the nation is calling this the "Group of Death," but does this selection of opponents really spell the end for the USMNT's 2014 World Cup Dreams?
According to the FIFA rankings the USMNT sits at #14 among the list of world soccer powers, but just how do they match up to their group mates?
Let's take a look at the opposing teams, shall we?
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Despite the 0-1 loss to Germany, the USA moves on due to Portugal defeating Ghana.
Mueller scored in the first half with a stunner of a shot:
The US looked tired for much of the game and had a difficult time following their own teammates on the field. Eventually leading to this:
But the good news is that Theodore Roosevelt still approves:
