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AMERICA WON, THAT'S WHO!

Eagles everywhere are shedding single patriotic tears, and the spirit of Thomas Jefferson is slow clapping on the roof.

Sorry, I meant Roger Murdock. Who's Kareem Abdul-Jabbar?

What about that "background check loophole" at gun shows?

Screw drum mags, backpack mags are where it's at! Now you can 'MURICA for approximately 1000% longer!