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Sorry buddy, but when a Freedom Bird takes your stuff, you should just let them take it.

Note: CIA, not NSA. The ones that spy on the government, not the citizens.

He throws better than most people with sight (Carly Rae Jepsen, I'm looking at you...).

In October, Josh James of Jupiter, FL threw a three and a half foot alligator into the drive through window of a local Wendy's restaurant. The authorities finally caught up with him and he has been arrested because apparently you're not allowed to go around town slinging large, dangerous reptiles at people.

Why would someone throw a three and a half foot alligator into a fast food restaurant? His mother told WPTV, "He's a prankster.  He does stuff like this because he thinks it's funny". 

These celebs need to work on their curveballs.

100% best part of the whole video right here: