ADULT SMOKERS ONLY turn left for the children's smoking room.

MIDLIFE CRISIS is merely the slowest possible rate at wich one can die.

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE not so impossible anymore

TRUMPETS they're evil

KINDERGARTEN bobby knows his primary colors, and can count to ten, but learning to tie his shoes has left him really on edge. He could also you some more bourbon in his sippy cup

ALL I NEED NOW IS A WOMAN

FUTURE bright as blown lightbulb