KINDERGARTEN

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KINDERGARTEN
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KINDERGARTEN bobby knows his primary colors, and can count to ten, but learning to tie his shoes has left him really on edge. He could also you some more bourbon in his sippy cup

FUTURE

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FUTURE
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FUTURE bright as blown lightbulb

I SLEPT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN

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I SLEPT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN
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I SLEPT WITH LINDSAY LOHAN woke up with smoking crabs

QUITTING

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QUITTING
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QUITTING you're doing it weird

LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND

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LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND
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LEAVE NO CHILD BEHIND except that one. He looks like trouble