OPPORTUNITY

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OPPORTUNITY Be ready for it.

FIRST I GLUE THIS TO YOUR HEAD...

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FIRST I GLUE THIS TO YOUR HEAD... and then I make love to your face.

LETDOWN

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LETDOWN When you're hoping for some real sausage, but end up with one little cocktail weenie

ALBUS DUMBLEDORE

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ALBUS DUMBLEDORE Blending in with Muggles is a piece of cake

CHASTITY BELT

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CHASTITY BELT Evolved

4-YEAR-OLDS

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4-YEAR-OLDS have sex too

FACEBOOK

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FACEBOOK Connect the dots.