GUITAR Buy one. It will save your life

WTF I got nothing

ALONE IN THE DESERT Taking pictures of yourself from a distance.

REGRETS Ever wish your life had turned out different?

TORTURING YOUR DAUGHTER'S BOYFRIEND What Dad Wouldn't?

SHE CUT IT DOWN TO 1 Take your bra off

MUSCLE TEARS No, they actually cause falling down, screaming, hospital visits, and leave you deformed.