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What no p***y does to a MF

We've all seen climactic marriage objection scenes in Hollywood movies— Shrek, The Graduate, The Princess Bride, Wedding Crashers— the list goes on. But has anyone actually witnessed a legit marriage objection in the middle of a wedding ceremony IRL? Apparently, a lot of people have! And some of their stories are totally bonkers. Someone recently asked redditors to share the juicy details about marriage objections they witnessed, and the replies do not disappoint. Keep scrolling for a handful o…

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It's a tale as old as time. A married dude on Reddit decides his wife can't “provide” for him sexually, he begs her to open the marriage . Fast forward and his wife, who reluctantly agreed, has way more success with suitors, causing the husband to change his mind about having an open relationship at all. And then he posts about it on Reddit. It seems these dudes will never learn, but if we're being honest, it never gets old to watch ‘em f*ck around (literally) and find out (literally). Thanks t…

Depending on the people, all sorts of subtle power dynamics can start to emerge in a new marriage and manifest in strange ways. These dynamics can become especially ugly and problematic if one person in the relationship is a sociopathic control freak. An older r/AmItheAsshole thread recently went viral on Twitter because of its sheer weirdness. The original post by u/aitalightswater comes across as desperate as she explains her husband's bizarre behavior. According to OP, her husband quit his j…

Listen, there's nothing inherently wrong with a parent asking their adult offspring for rent money, but if that kid decides to move out as a result, the parents can't get mad. In the case of redditor u/LetterheadMaterial93 , it's not like she wasn't contributing around the house. In fact, she and her siblings pulled their weight in chores in exchange for a roof over their heads. But when OP started buying nice things for herself with the money she earned at her job, her siblings started getting…

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