ADVICE TO HER PARENTS keep a close eye on this one

PARENTING you're doing it right

KIDS worth more if you keep them mint in their original packaging

PARENTHOOD you carry them until they can walk on their own only to have them piss all over you

AND BOTH OF THEM think they rock

EVEN TROLLS HAVE MOMS Hey orphans u jelly?

Gotta learn from someone.

REMEMBER PARENTS: if you didn't see it, it didn't happen