SCUMBAG STEVE'S preferred method of payment

MOM'S SMILING she enjoys torturing her child

THEY'VE JUST LEFT THE HOUSE go get the girls and come on over

PERSEVERANCE becoming an Olympic athlete even though your parents had something else in mind for you.

PARENTS of these little douche nozzels must die

FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

OR our parents couldn't afford more than 1 couch, jerk.