OBVIOUS FAKE Sand People align their cubicles in single file to better hide their productivity.

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

EMOS they make the best environmentalists

OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny

SKEPTICAL Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they're feeding you a line of s**t.

RECESSION Clearly a global epidemic if Carmen Sandiego is catching a train

INDIVIDUALITY You will never have it.