VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT

Favorite
advice,defense,escape,modern living,sexual assault,vomit
Recaption See All Captions
- -

VOMIT ON YOUR ASSAILANT It's your best chance to escape

OBVIOUS FAKE

Favorite
Hall of Fame,modern living,nerds,office humor,outsourcing,sand people,star wars,tuskan raiders
Recaption See All Captions
- -

OBVIOUS FAKE Sand People align their cubicles in single file to better hide their productivity.

CAMO SNUGGIE

Favorite
as seen on tv,camo,camouflage,consumerism,embarrassing,Hall of Fame,modern living,Snuggies
Recaption See All Captions
- -

CAMO SNUGGIE Because you don't want your friends to see you in one.

EMOS

Favorite
Chris Korda,Church of Euthanasia,emos,environment,modern living,suicide
- -

EMOS they make the best environmentalists

OUTLET PRICES

Favorite
capitalism,converse,idiots,mall,modern living,shopping
Recaption See All Captions
- -

OUTLET PRICES Drive 3 hours to save a penny

SKEPTICAL

Favorite
calm,communication strategies,hilarious,idiots,kids,modern living,skeptical
- -

SKEPTICAL Calmly, patiently listening to what others have to say, and recognizing when they're feeding you a line of s**t.

RECESSION

Favorite
carmen sandiego,modern living,public transportation,recession,Sad,sad but true
Recaption See All Captions
- -

RECESSION Clearly a global epidemic if Carmen Sandiego is catching a train