WATERMELON CART For when you need your watermelon on the go

NECK STRETCHER We aren't really sure why, but this will do it

SNUGGLING A moment of peace in our otherwise hectic lives.

FISTING The true way to say 'I love you'

IN CAPITALIST AMERICA Banks rob you!

STUPID KIDS I'll learn 'em to stay off'a my lawn!

BLOOD COVERED CHAIRS They can't tell the truth.