LIBRARY POLICE just tell us where you hid the copy of "War and Peace" and this will be all over.

LIBRARY FINES? don't worry about it, we can work something out

IT'S "YOV'RE" yov're welcome

BOOKS get your ass to the library, dumbass, unless you want to be outsmarted by a cat

LIBRARY now that's a good reason to go

I FOUND IT google IRL

THE JEDI LIBRARY: now available in real life!