IGNORANCE = BLISS

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IGNORANCE = BLISS
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IGNORANCE = BLISS get those filthy vegetables out of my fridge dear. They haven't invented cholesterol and hypertension yet and until they do salt, fat and sugar are the only thing allowed in there. Oh, and alcohol

HONEY,

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HONEY,
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HONEY, did you notice that the refrigerator is now asking for money?

FATHERHOOD

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FATHERHOOD
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FATHERHOOD if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled

HEY BABE, GO TO THE STORE

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HEY BABE, GO TO THE STORE
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HEY BABE, GO TO THE STORE we're almost out of beer