if it's the one thing you learn in life Monica this is the temperature daddy likes to keep his vodka chilled
IGNORANCE = BLISS
get those filthy vegetables out of my fridge dear. They haven't invented cholesterol and hypertension yet and until they do salt, fat and sugar are the only thing allowed in there. Oh, and alcohol
JESUS YOU SCARED ME
for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.
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