ID TAP THAT ketchup bottle

VENUS FLY TRAP evolution succeeded

NO HON... I said the bottom of the fridge....

I AM THE 2% occupy Frigidaire

JESUS YOU SCARED ME for a moment I thought you were out of the kitchen, give me my beer.

YOU'RE RIGHT.. because there is no beer in this fridge

ITS GONNA BE A HOT SUMMER you may want to stock up on beverages