MCRAP best product name ever

DUCK HUNT kill them all

BLACKING OUT at least you won't remember what you both did last night, until you see it on the internet

EARLY DETECTION can stop the spread of STD infection

PORCELAIN GOD tell me your secrets

YOUR LIFE MAY SUCK but at least you do not wake up beside honey boo boo's mother... that would suck!

LIFE RAFTS you've got one on your face