PELVIC THRUST POWER! or that he didn't use deodorant, anywhere.

PEOPLE WHO LOOK LIKE THUMBS tend to hide their shoulders

CAR BALLS if you don't have real balls, at least you can have car balls!

WIKILEAKS you're doing it wrong, so very wrong

MEANWHILE in lithuania

TALENT completely unnecssary if you're skanky enough.

PUBERTY you're doing it right