Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

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Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld
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Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld

I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.

The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

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The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
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The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright

Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...

Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

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Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder
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Sarah Palin Totally Looks Like Bob the Builder

Three-year-olds love Bob the Builder, and grown adults with the brains of a three-year-old love Sarah Palin!

Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech

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Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech
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Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)

Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.

Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
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Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"

In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:

Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!