Anthony Weiner Totally Looks Like Screech (Dustin Diamond)
Unfortunately, there exists no bell large or loud enough to save Anthony or his weiner from the consequences of his mistakes.
Young Stephen Harper (Canadian Prime Minister) Totally Looks Like Ringo Starr
And thus it was proved that the hairstyle currently known as "The Bieber" has actually been around since long before that little termite was even born.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!
GOP Rep. Paul Ryan Totally Looks Like Sad Smiley
Let's fire up the world's smallest violin and sing ourselves a sad little song. But which one? "GOP Teardrops on My Guitar?" "96 GOP Tears?" "Tears of a GOP Clown?" That list song title has an element of redundancy to it, wouldn't you say? YA BURNT?!