Benjamin Button Totally Looks Like Donald Rumsfeld
I don't want to meet you in the middle, Rumsy. Sorry.
Sen. Mitch McConnell Totally Looks Like Pale Man from "Pan's Labyrinth"
In a new segment I like to call "How to Get This Look," I will share with you the secrets of looking like these two dudes:
Step One: Throw some pizza dough up in the air LIKE A BOSS.
Step Two: Allow the pizza dough to land on your face LIKE A BOSS. Step Three: You now look like both Senator Mitch McConnell and Pale Man!!!
The First Doctor (William Hartnell) Totally Looks Like Madeleine Albright
Though accurate, is it not also unsurprising? After all, do not all old, white dudes look like one another? Oh... I see...