Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)
One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.
American Idol Hopeful Casey Abrams Totally Looks Like Yukon Cornelius
I don't watch "American Idol," but I would if instead of humans singing cover songs it was all about classic claymation Christmas characters competing to win the title of "Most Christmasy." They might have to change the name of the show, though...
Hand Dryer Totally Looks Like Sloth From "The Goonies"
Now that this comparison has been brought to my attention, I believe I will become one of those dudes who either A) dries his hands on his pants or B) "forgets" to wash his hands at all.