Dr William Atwater Totally Looks Like Pinhead from Puppet Master
I figure having a bald, pointy head must have some advantages, right? Like... uh... Your face is often mistaken for a knee? That sounds handy!
Tanning Bed Totally Looks Like Avatar Bed
In the future, it seems, beds will have evolved into Michael Jackson "forever young" space-age sleep pods, stirring in me a deep sadness. Of all the things in need of change in this world right now---and there are many!---soft, comfy beds are nowhere to be found on that list.