Hillary Clinton Totally Looks Like Chucky
Sometimes I wonder how different things would be if, instead of politicians, a gang of murderous dolls ran the world. Probably not too different.
Tanning Bed Totally Looks Like Avatar Bed
In the future, it seems, beds will have evolved into Michael Jackson "forever young" space-age sleep pods, stirring in me a deep sadness. Of all the things in need of change in this world right now---and there are many!---soft, comfy beds are nowhere to be found on that list.
The Guy in This Poster Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
"This poster" is actually a poster for "Up the Down Staircase," a film released in 1967. And so this makes sense because, being a vampire, Mr. Pattinson is eternal. Unfortunately. Actually, scratch that; none of what I just wrote makes sense at all. DEALWITHIT.GIF