Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg

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Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg
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Alpaca Totally Looks Like Gary Oldman as Zorg

I don't even care if you're an alpaca or a world-class actor; if you sport a hairdo like that, you deserve a big punch in the face. I'll punch the alpaca, because I'm a trained professional, if you guys take care of Oldman.

Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King

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Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King
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Nancy Grace Totally Looks Like Jareth the Golbin King (David Bowie)

One is a creature made entirely of evil and the other steals babies in the middle of the night.

Dennis Quaid ("Horsemen" Cover) Totally Looks Like Chef Gordon Ramsay

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Dennis Quaid  ("Horsemen" Cover) Totally Looks Like Chef Gordon Ramsay
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Dennis Quaid ("Horsemen" Cover) Totally Looks Like Chef Gordon Ramsay

It's a well-known but oft-unmentioned fact that Gordon Ramsay is, in fact, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The other three are also celebrity chefs. Who'd have thunk?

Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Kuzco

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Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Kuzco
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Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Kuzco

You'd have expected her to go for the "Kuzco as a llama" look. But that's Lady Gaga for you: always unpredictable.

Tanning Bed Totally Looks Like Avatar Bed

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Tanning Bed Totally Looks Like Avatar Bed
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Tanning Bed Totally Looks Like Avatar Bed

In the future, it seems, beds will have evolved into Michael Jackson "forever young" space-age sleep pods, stirring in me a deep sadness. Of all the things in need of change in this world right now---and there are many!---soft, comfy beds are nowhere to be found on that list.