Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Hilary Swank (From "Boys Don't Cry")
"Boys Don't Cry" doesn't apply to Justin because, you know, he's not a boy. Are we sick of that joke yet?
Justin Bieber Totally Looks Like Pizza Parlor Chick from Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Who would have thought that J.Biebs was but a simple coat of pink lipstick and some blush away from being a pretty, pretty girl? Oh, right, people have been saying that for ages. My bad.