Justin Beiber Totally Looks Like This Pig
Pigs make better sounds than J.Biebs. BLAMMO #1! J.Biebs would better serve the world if he sacrificed his own life, allowing us to turn him into bacon. BLAMMO #2! J.Biebs would be lucky if his first and only film role was playing Babe the Talking Pig in a low-budget remake. BLAMMO #3!
YA BURNT, J.BIEBS?!?
Justin Bieber Cake Totally Looks Like Lady Gaga
The part of me that is all schadenfreude kind of hopes this ignites a full-on war between Gaga's "Little Monsters" and the Bieber-Fever-havers. But once we tire of all the slapping, we should shake hands, congratulate each other on a fight well-fought, and cut into some freaky, freaky cake.