It's really just simple math here, folks. Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber = This composite image of a creature called Selena Bieber. Selena Bieber + Taylor Lautner = A look-alike that will haunt your dreams for all of time. MATH!
Pigs make better sounds than J.Biebs. BLAMMO #1!
J.Biebs would better serve the world if he sacrificed his own life, allowing us to turn him into bacon. BLAMMO #2!
J.Biebs would be lucky if his first and only film role was playing Babe the Talking Pig in a low-budget remake. BLAMMO #3!