Paula Abdul at the Emmys Totally Looks Like Helena Bonham Carter as Ari (Planet of the Apes, 2001)

Samantha Brown Totally Looks Like Corinne Bohrer

The smiles that made flaccid a thousand-- PENNIES! I JUST FOUND TWO PENNIES ON THE GROUND! BEST DAY EVER!

Mary-Kate Olsen Totally Looks Like Avril Lavigne

Can anyone tell me what thing totally looks like another thing here? My vision is obscured by six pounds of black eyeliner, and I can't make a single thing out!

Syracuse Softball Coach Leigh Ross Totally Looks Like Jennifer Aniston

"The One Where Rachel Takes a Job Coaching Women's Softball"

Marilyn Manson Totally Looks Like Rossie de Palma (Spanish Actress)

Jenna Elfman Totally Looks Like Samantha Brown

Robot voice ANNOYING OVERLOAD! ANNOYING OVERLOAD!

Kristen Stewart Totally Looks Like Boy George

It's funny because "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?" is the unofficial Bella/Edward theme song.