Here at Totally Looks Like, I like to bring you all, my friends, the freshest Hollywood faces. And so I present to you the star of "Sabrina the Teenage Witch" and the winner of the first season of "Survivor."

Britney Spears Totally Looks Like Bella Thorne

Ms. Thorne may look fresh-faced and innocent now, but just you wait until she goes through her bald-headed-attacking-the-paparazzi phase. Kids these days...

Emma Watson Totally Looks Like Troll Face

Zoe Saldana Totally Looks Like Jada Pinkett-Smith

Me Gusta Guy Totally Looks Like Octavia Spencer

The Queen from "Snow White" Totally Looks Like Joan Crawford

Hypothetical Syllogism FTW (and my mom said getting a degree in Philosophy was useless #voteofconfidence)

Janice Dickinson ⊃ Evil Queen

Evil Queen ⊃ Joan Crawford

∴ Janice Dickinson ⊃ Joan Crawford