Tara Reid Totally Looks Like Christina Aguilera

We recommend a trip down to your local free clinic after viewing this look-alike. Just to be safe.

Marilyn Manson Totally Looks Like The Black Swan (Natalie Portman)

We're all stars now in the dance show We're all stars now in the dance show

Zooey Deschanel in High School Totally Looks Like Kat Dennings

At least, finally, Zooey totally looks like someone other than Katy Perry.

Marilyn Manson Totally Looks Like Rossie de Palma (Spanish Actress)

Katie Holmes Totally Looks Like Murdoc from Gorillaz

Helen Mirren Totally Looks Like J.K. Rowling

Sarah Hyland Totally Looks Like Mila Kunis

I can't even handle all the dark eyeshadow and smoldering glares up in this biznitch right now.