This Queen Totally Looks Like Kristen Stewart
The obvious joke: "That card has a greater emotional range than Ms. Stewart." And you know what? I love obvious jokes, so let's go with that and call it a day, shall we?
Lindsay Lohan Totally Looks Like Baby Jane (Bette Davis)
Grotesque physical appearance? Check! Waning fame and fortune? Check! Alcohol problems? Check! Daddy issues? Check!
It should be noted that LiLo also totally looks like a rat being eaten by Joan Crawford. This really is, like, the perfect look-alike; it works on every level.