Criss Angel Totally Looks Like Jared Leto
When in the process of human cultural evolution did we decide that men wearing eyeliner, over-the-top hand ornaments, and ugly side-parted black hairstyles was okay? I DO NOT APPROVE.
The Guy in This Poster Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
"This poster" is actually a poster for "Up the Down Staircase," a film released in 1967. And so this makes sense because, being a vampire, Mr. Pattinson is eternal. Unfortunately. Actually, scratch that; none of what I just wrote makes sense at all. DEALWITHIT.GIF