OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."
Bald Lady Gaga Totally Looks Like Dana Carvey as "Turtle Guy"
All Bald Things Totally Look Like Other Bald Things, Pt. 2: Yes, Lady Gaga went bald for a performance of her song -- are you ready for the delicious irony? -- "Hair." And, yes, she looks like a human turtle. But a human turtle with fierce eye makeup!