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Bill Bailey Totally Looks Like Thomas Hobbes

OMG, guys, English philosopher Thomas Hobbes is totally winking at me! THAT FLIRT! Since he's technically dead, though, I guess I'll just have to settle for a night of passion with Bill Bailey. And while I wouldn't consider him my "type," it would be cool if instead of anything sexual we just reenacted scenes from "Black Books."

actors,actresses,Bryce Dallas Howard,elijah wood,Frodo Baggins,Lady in the Water,Lord of the Rings,movies
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Lady in the Water (Bryce Dallas Howard) Totally Looks Like Frodo Baggins (Elijah Wood)

Three rings for the Elven Kings--- M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN TWIST! Turns out the rings were really just Ring Pops™, which I ate by mistake, ruining the entire plot of the epic drama I was to tell you about.

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Kitty Kat Totally Looks Like "Glee" Guy (Darren Criss)

As a (rejected) "So You Think You Can Dance?" judge, let me offer you my thoughts on tonight's performers. Clearly, the talented Kitty Kat is busting out some top-notch "Thriller" moves. Mr. Criss, meanwhile, is simply one herp away from a total derp. Kitty Kat, please move on to the next round.

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Andrew Garfield Totally Looks Like Young Leon Trotsky

When it comes time for "Permanent Revolution: The Lev Davidovich Bronshtein Story" (and you know it's in the works somewhere), we now have a clear frontrunner for the lead role. That they already have the same hair will be a real time and money saver for the studio.

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