Drop Dead Fred (Rik Mayall) Totally Looks Like Johnny Rotten
Look, Snotface! INK! Let's write something in the carpet... How about THE SEX PISTOLS SUCK?
Historical Hottie Totally Looks Like Robert Pattinson
This is clearly not a great example of "history repeating itself," because what was once considered "hot" looks, these days, more like an unwashed, unshaven frog. PATTINSON, I'M LOOKING AT YOU!
Dennis Quaid ("Horsemen" Cover) Totally Looks Like Chef Gordon Ramsay
It's a well-known but oft-unmentioned fact that Gordon Ramsay is, in fact, one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. The other three are also celebrity chefs. Who'd have thunk?
Christie Brinkley Totally Looks Like The Joker
I've been watching a lot of "Twin Peaks" lately, and it's currently the only thing I know how to reference. Therefore:
Ms. Brinkley looks like an even more "experienced" Laura Palmer before her untimely demise, and The Joker looks like Laura Palmer after they pulled her bloated corpse out of the river!