This Guy Totally Looks Like Me Gusta

ME GUSTSA bitter beer face! Except, no... that's a lie. It isn't attractive at all.

John Boehner (Crying) Totally Looks Like Forever Alone

Awww, it seems Forever Alone Guy thought a trip to the tanning salon might make him more attractive, thus winning him some friends. Instead, he became Speaker of the House and, still, nobody liked him and he was, as always, FOREVER ALONE!

Moar Forever Alone Guy over here!

Shane Dawson Totally Looks Like ''NO'' Meme

I say "NO!" to Mr. Dawson's haircut. It's as if he went for the Bieber up-front while simultaneously attempting the Jennifer-Aniston-Season-2-of-Friends in the rear.

Emma Watson Totally Looks Like Troll Face

Harvey from "Thomas and Friends" Totally Looks Like Forever Alone Guy

FOREVER A TRAIN! Wait a minute... if this train dude is on a show called "Thomas and Friends," then how can he be FOREVER ALONE?! That train is a liar, and his deceitful behavior will eventually destroy his relationships. Then, and only then, will he be FOREVER ALONE/TRAIN!

Scumbag Steve Totally Looks Like Fred Durst

It was recently revealed that "Scumbag Steve" is not actually a scumbag at all. Meanwhile, absolutely nothing similar has been revealed about the Limp Bizkit frontman.

Jim Varney Totally Looks Like Troll Face

TANGENT ALERT: Along with Bigfoot from "Harry and the Hendersons," the troll from "Ernest Scared Stupid" was the most terrifying creature to me as a child. See, I kinda tied it all together, right?