Willa Ford Totally Looks Like LOL Face
1999 was a simpler, more beautiful time:
Jim Varney Totally Looks Like Troll Face
TANGENT ALERT: Along with Bigfoot from "Harry and the Hendersons," the troll from "Ernest Scared Stupid" was the most terrifying creature to me as a child. See, I kinda tied it all together, right?
Pyramid on Back of $1 bill Totally Looks Like Forever Alone
This is because $1 bills are worthless. I only run with people who pay for everything, even a Tootsie Roll, with $100 bills. IT'S ALL ABOUT THE BENJAMINS, BABY!
Mikey Way Totally Looks Like "My Hair Is a Bird" (Nicholas Cage)
Are you thinking what I'm thinking? A remake of Alfred Hitchcock's "The Birds" starring Nicholas Cage with an original soundtrack by My Chemical Romance? You weren't thinking it before, but you are now!