So sayeth the oldest and the only fan of the WNBA.

Well Gollum has cleaned up his act a bit.

As her expressions so succinctly puts it.

But at least it's sexy time.

Soulless with ninja skills?!

He'll be getting out of the water in a bit... like 25 years or so...

Nice musk, but I'm glad my computer doesn't transfer smells.