For my beard grants me great powers, but even greater loneliness.
but to others a horrifying reminder of how disgusting human affection can be.
They are both disgusting and at least partially demonic.
Sugar and spice, and demonic possession, those are three things that little girls are made of.
But at least it's sexy time.
Little Betsy has realized that she must stop them before they create another child who is cuter.
It's nice that the logo is hand with five different colored boogers on it.
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