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An Elderly Couple Got Busted With 60 Pounds Of Weed And Twitter Is Loving It

It's either the weakest excuse of all time or they're the best grandparents ever, but an elderly couple was stopped in Nebraska trying to pass their gigantic haul of marijuana off as Christmas gifts. Patrick and Barbara Jiron, both in their eighties, told authorities that the weed was for gifts after being stopped for the overwhelming scent of the herb. The couple was on their way to Vermont from Northern California with a haul that was worth an estimated $336,000. Twitter had a riot over the geriatric lovers' arrest; even pro-marijuana Senator Orrin Hatch had something funny to say on the matter.

Funny tweets about elderly couple caught with 60 lbs of marijuana in nebraska.
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Celebrate Festivus With These Old Gems From Modern Seinfeld

We really wish the geniuses behind Modern Seinfeld would grace us with some new material, but for the time being we can make do with these classic posts.

Funny posts from Modern Seinfeld to celebrate festivus.
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Not A Doggo: 22 Hilarious Tweets From We Rate Dogs

The We Rate Dogs Twitter account always makes for joyful scrolling, but some of their best work occurs when they accuse dogs of being other animals. Here is a collection of some seriously adorable doggo doppelgangers. 

Funny collection of tweets from Twitter account We Rate Dogs. The account will say that certain images aren't dogs, and classify them as other animals. Essentially dog doppelgangers. Very cute and funny.
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A University Club Night Has Sparked An Intense Twitter Debate Over The Proper Way To Cut Toast

Move over, Kim Kardashian - it looks like a Sheffield Hallam University's student union is poised to re-break the internet. The group, Hallamnation, is known for serving students toast after club nights to sober them up. This past Saturday, the student union took to twitter to ask how the reveling undergrads would like their toast cut - and they got more than the bargained for. 

Funny listicle about twitter debate over how to properly cut toast, Sheffield Hallam university, party, food, bread.
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This Hot Twitter Meme Has People Naming Everything That's Better Than Sex

Yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever looked at memes? 

The latest trending Twitter meme is all about those random satisfying moments that are surprisingly more gratifying than doing the nasty. The responses range from genuine and wholesome (sharing a comfortable silence with someone you care about) to the absurd. Here are tweets that we think approach sex-level righteousness. 

Funny "yeah sex is cool but" memes, sex, sexy time, dating, depression, sarcasm, escapism.
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Rick Perry Gets Meme'd After An Album-Cover Worthy Photoshoot In Saudi Arabia

US Secretary of Energy Rick Perry is the latest politician to become a Twitter meme after visiting Saudi Arabia in early December. Saudi Arabia's Energy Minister Khalid A. Al-Falih tweeted some amusing photos of the former Texas Governor's visit. One photo in particular, of Perry posing barefoot in the desert sand, seemed to resonate with Twitter users, who playfully made fun of his "bad boy" stance and his hobbit-like feet. 

Funny memes of Rick Perry in Saudi arabia, desert photographs, bare feet, star wars, lord of the rings.
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