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18 Fantasy Life Hacks From The Brilliant @BoredElonMusk

As parody accounts go, @BoredElonMusk is a special case. The account has been around for five years, during which Ellon Musk has become more of a pop culture icon. The jokey tweets that dream of everyday innovation have become closer to reality than we'd ever imagined - Musk even met his girlfriend on Twitter.  Whatever happens between the genius Tesla CEO and Grimes, we hope she convinces him to make these tweets a reality. 

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'Italians Mad At Food' Is Hilarious Food Snobbery At Its Finest

The U.S. is pretty well known for its bastardization of other cuisines. We gobble down crab rangoon, California rolls and rainbow bagels with sheer delight. The debate over whether or not pineapples belong on pizza exists solely because some demented genius decided to place the fruit on a classic Italian dish. We see the backlash all over social media. so it should come as no surprise that there's an entire Twitter account dedicated to the infuriated Italians eager to reject these crimes against their cuisine. 

Italians Mad At Food is basically an aggregator of enraged Italian commenters bemoaning the culinary abilities of anyone who, well, isn't Italian. The comments are hilarious, lofty, and oftentimes hard to decipher - which arguably makes them even funnier. While we do believe an apology is in order for Olive Garden and Chef Boyardee, the existence of this Twitter account and its heated comments has left us grateful for our criminal takes on Italian cuisine.

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Chinese Prom Dress Backlash Tweet Has Inspired Some Spicy Parodies

There was some serious prom dress controversy last week after high school student Keziah posted prom photos of herself wearing a cheongsam - a traditional Chinese dress. While Keziah had many supporters, several people were adamantly against her dress choice, citing racism and appropriation of culture. Twitter user Jeremy Lam was one of these opponents, retweeting Keziah's photos with the caption "My culture is NOT your goddamn prom dress." 

Lam ended up seeing his own backlash as people found him guilty of bullying - but the best Lam backlash comes in the form of tweet parodies. His dramatic quip has made for some hilarious Twitter memes, featuring the likes of Guy Fieri and our favorite lizard person, Mark Zuckerberg. 

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Celebs Are Hilariously Roasting DJ Khaled Over His Refusal To Perform Oral Sex

DJ Khaled prompted some seriously spicy Twitter controversy this weekend after one of his 2015 interviews was unearthed. In the interview with The Breakfast Club, the rapper reveals that he doesn't believe in going down on his wife - but that it would be near criminal for her to withold the same acts from him. "A woman should praise the man — the king," says Khaled. "If you holding it down for your woman I feel like the woman should praise. And a man should praise the queen. But you know, my way of praising is called, ha-ha, 'How was dinner?', 'You like the house you living in? You like all them clothes you getting?"

In this apparent age of "eating ass," many celebrities and Twitter users felt these comments were immature and misogynistic - and definitely stingy. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson brought the heat and made some serious waves with his response to Khaled. "Ahem... clears throat As a man, I take great pride in mastering ALL performances. This is probably a little TMI...I will now quietly excuse myself from this fun thread." Women all over the world swooned.

The Rock wasn't the only celeb to speak out against DJ Khaled's preferences. Evan Rachel Wood, the openly bisexual star of HBO's Westworld seemed to agree. She urged Khaled to grow up, tweeting "You're seriously missing out man. Take it from someone who has pride and thoroughly enjoys pleasuring women." Other celebrities, such as Billy Eichner, were a little more silly with their responses. 

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