The 7 Best Responses To Flirty Texts

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Some Things Haven't Changed at All

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Freedom for a Price

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Some Cops Understand What It's Like to Be Blackout Drunk

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Via Elite Daily:

A lot of people would be excited to discover they managed to get someone's number in the blackout state, but that doesn't apply when the number is from a "nice ploice man."

You normally don't want to wake up with a hangover and a message from the police, but this guy should be grateful things didn't turn out worse.

The First Instance of Scumbag Steve

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Now That's a Great Major

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The Sad Part is When I Do It On Purpose

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