I'm starting to think we're living in a simulation controlled by Chris Pratt. Think about it. What if the voice of Chris Pratt is an insidious force that won't rest until it speaks for every animated character in existence. Eventually, we'll all just be characters with the voice of Chris Pratt in some grotesque alternate Chris Pratt-themed universe. Jokes aside, it's true that Chris Pratt will be the next Garfield. Appropriately on a Monday and just weeks after news of Chris Pratt's upcoming ro

If you've never seen a Resident Evil movie, haven't played the games, and are dying to know what the series is all about - well, you're in luck. In this titillating video, the entire movie timeline gets explained in one convenient location by Jordan Breeding stuck in one, extremely inconvenient infected lab. Every movie from Resident Evil to Resident Evil: The Final Chapter. We'll see about Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City. It's a reboot. So it doesn't really count. OKAY!?

Never order the medium popcorn

Dune memes are nothing new. Frank Herbert's 1965 classic has inspired generations of science fiction fans, and thanks to David Lynch's 1984 adaptation, we've been able to enjoy a wealth of Dune memes over the years. Now, with Denis Villeneuve's truly epic interpretation of the legendary saga, we can look forward to many more memes to come. Villeneuve's Dune hit theaters and HBO Max less than a week ago, and already the film has inspired too many memes to count. It's a little weird to see Timothé

In 2014, Britain's favorite marmalade-loving bear came to life in the first live action adaptation of A Bear Called Paddington, the classic children's book by English author Michael Bond. On June 10th, 2014 a still from the film was released to promote Paddington. The picture featured a grinning CGI Paddington Bear standing in front of Buckingham Palace in his blue duffle coat, floppy hat, and carrying a shabby briefcase. Something about the image inspired the internet, because people began plac

It can be hard to pinpoint the funniest movies of all time when asked. Comedy has been around for quite a while, and every generation has its own special style when it comes to making people laugh. That said, the urge to sit back, relax and enjoy some humor is pretty universal - especially when the world seems to be crumbling around us. Unfortunately, when the couch is calling our name it can be hard to muster up good ideas. Scrolling through Netflix's consistently deteriorating selection doesn…

If you're confused about all the ‘I am weed’ memes that have been floating around on Instagram and Twitter, let us bring you up to speed. Last week, Megan Fox and Machine Gun Kelly were featured in GQ's ‘ Couples Quiz ’ and the story about how they met was pretty absurd. According to the couple, Fox told MGK that he smelled like weed. MGK responded, ‘I am weed’ and then vanished. At first, Twitter lamented the fact that such a vapid line could sweep a babe like Megan Fox off her feet. But it di…

Dude's...unwell

Everyone has to grow up. It's one of the few experiences we all share, no matter where we're from or how our backgrounds might differ. It's no wonder some of the most beloved films of all time are coming-of-age stories that deeply resonate with youth and wistful adults alike. The 400 Blows came out in 1959, and yet it's still a timeless window into childhood that's no less relevant today. Ferris Bueller's Day Off is about as aesthetically 80s as it gets, but the desire to ditch school for a day…

All hail the Lynchian classic.

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What would happen if movie women approached sex like movie men? What if movie men did rom-coms like movie women? And why the heck don't we have a gay noir yet!? In this episode of ‘Your Brain On Cracked,’ "Doctor" Jordan Breeding sets out to diagnose just how angry and confused everybody would be. And sprinkles the whole video with a ridiculous amount of dick and sex jokes. What's not to like?