It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop
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It used to be called "Irritability Monthly," but only women would buy it.
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Red: The Story of One Painter's Grief and Suffering
Should I Press the Button?
"They Built This Country, Now They're Trying to Destroy It!"
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The Girl With the Fire/Flying Tattoo
Ganondorf's Sword Taunt is Meaningless!
30 Shower Thoughts You've Never Realized Before
America Officially Challenges Japan to a Robot Duel
That Quantum May Just Be Baja Blast
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