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Magnet
By Unknown
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... because nickel is magnetic. See what I did there? Terribly sorry I did that. :( - Matty Malaprop

Untitled
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It's his favorite publication; he's been collecting every issue since the day it was first printed! - Matty Malaprop

SO. MUCH. PUN.

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It used to be called "Irritability Monthly," but only women would buy it.