The purrrrfect demographic.

THIS IS IT! Business Cat's last stand! Better than a spider? Better than a man?

Kitten, Purr-ease! Share for victory!

Land-ho, as they say in pirate stories! A Winner is CAT! Business Cat nibbled Philosoraptor's musings to death in an epic but ultimately gruesome tail of destruction. They both have tails. Not so different, cats and rapts.

Now onto Classics! Yo Dawg and LOLcats are first to fight!

What else can be said except someone is about to become CEO of WINCORP! Does Philosoraptor stand between Business Cat and victory, or will he be crushed in this cat eat dino world?

The post with the most shares wins! Only one day remains! Heave ho, team!

Yes, yes, purrrrfect. Business Cat's plan is working swimmingly, except for the water part. Gross.

Will he beat out Paranoid Parrot to move onto the Advice Animals Finals? This might have to go into overtime. More Facebook shares means a shiny new Catillac! Choose your winner with PRIDE.