Land-ho, as they say in pirate stories! A Winner is CAT! Business Cat nibbled Philosoraptor's musings to death in an epic but ultimately gruesome tail of destruction. They both have tails. Not so different, cats and rapts.
Yes, yes, purrrrfect. Business Cat's plan is working swimmingly, except for the water part. Gross.
Will he beat out Paranoid Parrot to move onto the Advice Animals Finals? This might have to go into overtime. More Facebook shares means a shiny new Catillac! Choose your winner with PRIDE.