I mean, sure, this isn't how the business cat meme works at all, but maybe the OP was just high on nip? - Matty Malaprop

The purrrrfect demographic.

THIS IS IT! Business Cat's last stand! Better than a spider? Better than a man?

Kitten, Purr-ease! Share for victory!

Land-ho, as they say in pirate stories! A Winner is CAT! Business Cat nibbled Philosoraptor's musings to death in an epic but ultimately gruesome tail of destruction. They both have tails. Not so different, cats and rapts.

Now onto Classics! Yo Dawg and LOLcats are first to fight!