ARE YOU HAPPY WILLIAM? RICHARD FROZE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR SO-CALLED "RED-TAG SPECIAL!!!!" - Matty Malaprop

Alas, poor Yorick! He was my landlord! - Matty Malaprop

Too late, I already did! - Matty Malaprop

I GET IT AND IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THE GLOBE IS A THEATER IN LONDON HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh wait that wasn't actually that funny... - Matty Malaprop

The bard truly had quite a biting wit. - Matty Malaprop

Following great treachery from seedy family members, Hamlet must now Rogaine his position as rightful hair to his father's throne. - Matty Malaprop