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By Unknown
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I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

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By rachel
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

By Sarina
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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

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Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

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