I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop
If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop
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In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop
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