Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop

No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop