Water Conducts Electricity

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I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

Songs to Wear Pants to Goes Punder the Sea

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

H2Overwhelming Arrogance

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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