water

comparison,dogs,fancy,literalism,mineral water,perrier,scottish terrier,side by side,similarly spelled,terrier,water
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

comparison,double meaning,flood,flooded,Hall of Fame,hallway,literalism,shallow,water,worth it
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

double meaning,full of himself,glass,h2o,half full,idiom,water
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

caption,double meaning,hoarse,homophone,horse,literalism,question,request,water
By Unknown
  • -
  • Vote
  • -

Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop

Back to Top