Water on Mars

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Water on Mars
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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

Songs to Wear Pants to Goes Punder the Sea

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury
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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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Is it Spiked With Scotch?
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop