Water Conducts Electricity

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I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

I Hate When This Happens!

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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

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