water

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

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