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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop