Sea You Soon!

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Sea You Soon!
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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Is it Spiked With Scotch?
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

Welcome to the Neigh-borhood

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Welcome to the Neigh-borhood
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Maybe he's just trying to pony up for his pa, but I really feel like this guy is becoming a foal-fledged nuisance. - Matty Malaprop