From zero to subzero in six seconds. - Matty Malaprop

Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

Punmaster Static_Bunny says: "Penny needs to stop bringing Pepper down in the dumps."

If I was Pepper, I'd be pretty pissed about this whole affair, too! - Matty Malaprop

It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop