Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

Songs to Wear Pants to Goes Punder the Sea

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

H2Overwhelming Arrogance

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Water on Mars

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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop