water

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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

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By Unknown
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I feel like Philip Glass is one of the only neo-classical composers who gets any sort of consistent acclaim... but that's just bullocks in my mind; he's only even a semi-conductor! - Matty Malaprop

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By rachel
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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

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