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Well on the bright side, if there's water everywhere you look, at least you'll have plenty of opportunities for self-reflection.

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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

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First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop