water

double meaning full of himself glass h2o half full idiom water - 6423256064
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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

comparison dogs fancy literalism mineral water perrier scottish terrier side by side similarly spelled terrier water - 5656007168
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

freddie mercury water mercury literalism misleading double meaning - 6837069312
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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

water on laptop literalism double meaning - 6687138816
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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop