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I for one shoal never seas schooling you with amazingly shallow water jokes. - Matty Malaprop

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

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It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop