In the Doctor Whoniverse, a River runs through time itself. - Matty Malaprop
No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop
First he conquered plant puns, and now he's really living a life aquatic by the sound of things. - Matty Malaprop
If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop
It's not precisely what anyone expected Curiosity to find, but damn if we won't take it! - Matty Malaprop
Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop
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