Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

I Hate When This Happens!

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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop

Rock Bottom

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Just a little something to tide you over until the next So Much Pun post goes up. - Matty Malaprop

Feel Free to Chew On This Pun For a While

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Did this come from a fortune cookie? If so, I think it would behoove its recipient to take that wisdom to heart. - Matty Malaprop

Photographic Evidence of Water on Mercury

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Turns out it was there all along; we just needed to let Mercury ride its bicycle first in order to work up a sweat! - Matty Malaprop

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