H2Overwhelming Arrogance

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H2Overwhelming Arrogance
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If his ego is gigallontic already, I'd hate to see him full to the brim... - Matty Malaprop

Is it Spiked With Scotch?

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Is it Spiked With Scotch?
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No, seriously, is it? Because I'll totally shill out four bucks for a weak bottle of Teachers, and that sh*t ain't even good! - Matty Malaprop

I Hate When This Happens!

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I Hate When This Happens!
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I hope you have insurance, friend... - Matty Malaprop