And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
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Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
Or musings on music in general... pssk, I don't even know. All I know is I'm a 12-year-old when it comes to giggling at the mention of "G-strings." - Matty Malaprop
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After reading this groan-worthy pizza puns, I really feel like I could use a margherita. - Matty Malaprop
And this, children, is what happens when you open your big mouthpieces. - Matty Malaprop
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