Good or bad, elevator sex always ends with someone getting the shaft. If you know what I mean. - Matty Malaprop
And I'm sure the action sequences will go stale far too quickly. - Matty Malaprop
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Maybe I'm just too cynical to appreciate love, but I've always felt like weddings are simply mulch ado about nothing. - Matty Malaprop
Orange you glad I don't post too terribly many of these things every week? - Matty Malaprop
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